Rudy
- Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 00:25:44 (PDT)
Hangout - Chatter
www.gameoverbush.com
anson <sales@gameoverbush.com>
- Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 11:03:45 (PDT)
Thanks Rudy for the great party to celebrate the 5 year anniversary of MB. I really enjoyed myself.
mike ring
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 14:59:53 (PST)
PHSYCO MONKEY IS HERE TO KILL YOU ALL.......................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
peace out
PHSYCO MUNKEY <monkry12345@yahoo.com>
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 12:55:31 (PDT)
Da woof, da roof, da woof is on beer, we don't want to freeze, so we imbibe anothe beer!
bubba@bubba.woof <zabudam@pacbell.net>
- Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 21:48:57 (PDT)
this is me posting to a lot of crazy monkeys!
ph0n3 <threepointonefour@hotmail.com>
- Monday, September 16, 2002 at 05:22:25 (PDT)
hola
pepe
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 16:31:28 (PDT)
i like answering the phone and saying "thank you for calling...How may I help you?" ;-)
drettie <gotmilk@37.com>
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 19:19:11 (PDT)
Fun logos and happy monkeys! I like it. too bad I'm in Dallas oh and I only use a computer at work.
Fonda Dix <catatonia_rage@hotmail.com>
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 11:45:45 (PDT)
I have been looking for an ISP for the past month or so. I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations and what they thought of "Monkeybrains" as a ISP.
Please post your response
happydude
- Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 15:29:15 (PST)
i love this link from rotten.com
does n e one want to chat
Kitty <darkgoddess666@hotmail.com>
- Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 08:38:25 (PST)
i love blink 182 and all other punk music so all townies can go and fark themselves and kiss my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv jaz ps phil i like you too!!!!!!
jasmine
- Monday, March 11, 2002 at 01:33:46 (PST)
some resources for viewers
www.copvcia.com
www.okcbombing.org
www.mediachannel.org
www.heatisonline.org
Joe B
- Friday, March 01, 2002 at 15:38:01 (PST)
heaveno to all the little monkies.
ph0ne <threepointonefour@hotmail.com>
- Monday, December 31, 2001 at 05:55:19 (PST)
Um, am I the only person whoo is thinking that the rotten story is a plant, so that http://badtrans.monkeybrains.net can legitmately collect e-mail addresses?
Is this site in anyway connected to Monkeybrains (other than use of the word)?
Anyone?
Maybe I've just been sitting in Konsiracy Korner too long...
rottenoopsy <rottenoopsy@hotmail.com>
[ Whatever! And if you took the time to figure out who runs badtrans.monkeybrains.net and monkeybrains.net you would realize that I run them both. Questions and conspiracy theory are all great, but do your fricking homework. - rudy ]
- Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 18:55:29 (PST)
It suprises me that people are all of a sudden aware/concerned with this pro-
blem of "big brother". It's been coming for YEARS! Open your eyes people, his-
tory is not only destined to repeat itself, it must!!! Before you know it some-
one you know (or even yourself) will be dragged away and questioned (tortured?)
concerning their comments or beliefs. And don't be so naive as to think that
security powers need permission, warrents or any other such diplomacy. Red tape
is there to bog us down, not them. It's happened in every other country and it
IS going to happen here. Doesn't anyone remember the Chicago 8? (you hear it
refered to as 7, but do your homework) How about the Chicago motorcycle police
who were clad in black leather and encouraged to kick the poo out of hippies?
What about all the innocent people in jail, put there through manipulated evi-
dence? This is just the beginning!! You all would be wise to look over your
shoulder, big bro has been there for some time now!!
G.C.GRENIER <GRUNDIG33@HOTMAIL.COM>
- Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 06:50:12 (PST)
Thanks for standing up to tyranny and standing for FREEDOM! Freedom has fewer and fewer friends lately willing to defend it. The enemy isn't in Afganistan the enemy is here at home making plans to imprison us all under tha false pretext of Security. Beware
Nathan Hale
- Wednesday, December 19, 2001 at 20:42:47 (PST)
look at the URL https://badtrans.monkeybrains.net/
DJ
- Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 06:26:23 (PST)
any truth to the Usenet (TPG) post that says:" MonkeyBrains has decided to open the database to the public. Now everyone (including the FBI) will be able query which accounts have been compromised and search for their hostnames. " ?
betweentheeyes
- Monday, December 17, 2001 at 14:45:02 (PST)
Congratulations Monkeybrains, my soon-to-be ISP, for flying the flag of Phreedom when no-one else seems to be bothering.
Pheeze me baby,
DMT
Demitria Monde Thraam <monde@involution.org>
- Monday, December 17, 2001 at 13:56:05 (PST)
eep oop ork ork means I LOVE YOU! Great Site!!!!
Wanda Boudreaux <wandawoman@yahoo.com>
- Sunday, November 11, 2001 at 08:05:52 (PST)
eep oop ork ork means I LOVE YOU! Great Site!!!!
Wanda Boudreaux <wandawoman@yahoo.com>
- Sunday, November 11, 2001 at 08:05:06 (PST)
The missalinment of reality is your perception of viewed "facts" that are undoubtedly the materealization of phsycoanalysis brought upon by beligerant sources in our mischeviously inept "higher ups" of controlled society. that-dadat-datat-thatdat's all folks...........
Tyler Durdon
- Tuesday, October 16, 2001 at 12:34:31 (PDT)
Klown SEEks BIG Top!
I am looking for a room in a low drama house, flat or wharehouse preferably in SF or the East Bay. I can pay $300-$500. per month. Hopefully the space will be inhabited with other creative mischevious fools. Give a call or email me. Thanks, KAotika! 415 885-FIRE
kaotika <kaotika23@hotmail.com>
- Sunday, October 07, 2001 at 18:16:28 (PDT)
looking for employment opportunities
w/ i.s.p. related business in s.f.
have experience, please advise
thanks :)
Handelmann <handelmann2001@yahoo.com>
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 11:21:48 (PDT)
Let it be known that Monkey Brains has been an integral and intimate partner in the birth and success of the Muwekma Ohlone Park and other pro active activities here in District 10 of San Francisco. As a result of the creation of http://www.islaiscreek.org via Monkey Brains ,there now exists a comprehensive habitat survey of the Islais Creek Basin, that is now a tool of mitigation for issues of development in our area, historical data, community links and photos, educational tools, art and more. Monkey Brains exemplifies the quality and need for alternative, non-mainstream media grassroots organizations,and proactivity::::::: especially in view of the current tragic federal administration! ( Curious George?)
Bravo Commrades! y mucho gratias!
David Erickson <zabudam@pacbell.net>
- Sunday, July 22, 2001 at 20:27:59 (PDT)
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Hm
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 09:31:55 (PDT)
Just thought we would add our very own shout to all of you monkey brain fans and leave you all with a quote...
"Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities" -Lord Dunsany
Bean and Angie
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 21:44:54 (PDT)
This is one of the best ISP sites I've ever seen, if not THE best.
Tony R. <tony@netaxs.com>
- Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 12:56:02 (PDT)
oh. my. god. this is soooooooo weird. you people scare me. um, no offense or anything. i was looking for a picture of the brain of a schizophrenic for a science report, and the search link came up w/ this. oookay...i'll be leaving now. buh-bye.
Bree <fantazy04@hotmail.com>
- Sunday, May 13, 2001 at 11:59:16 (PDT)
WHERE ARE YOUR MONKEY BRAINS!!!!!
Tommy
- Wednesday, May 09, 2001 at 07:41:04 (PDT)
think they're coming in to the monkeyview area too? have stats gone up? i like the idea of jenna and babs checking out my party pics
groove
- Tuesday, May 08, 2001 at 12:42:20 (PDT)
TheFirstTwins.com site is through the roof! Half a Gig of data per day is being transfered.
Rudy <rudy@metalwhore.com>
- Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 07:03:19 (PDT)
munkeybranes gud!
bobbo blitz <bobbo@blitzed.com>
- Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 18:22:25 (PST)
hi
Diana <diana@brekekekex.com>
- Saturday, January 27, 2001 at 11:46:40 (PST)
2001 YEAR OF THE MAN-APE!!!
andre <andre@shrimpmeat.net>
- Thursday, January 18, 2001 at 17:03:16 (PST)
Happy 2001! Have a great '01 ya'll.
rudy
- Monday, January 01, 2001 at 12:18:41 (PST)
Hey Rudy, I like the wipes on the images in monkeyview.
You rock.
-j
jesse <jesse@monkeybrains.net>
- Friday, December 22, 2000 at 12:02:51 (PST)
Blinky blink monkey will guide you as the slug guided my through the Hoh rainforest of Olympia National Park!
Rudy <rudy@monkeybrains.net>
- Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 11:48:54 (PST)
That thar is the pertyest Banana Slug i ever seen! woooooo weeeee
ruckus
- Thursday, November 09, 2000 at 10:26:54 (PST)
this is a strange network with all the blinking monkeys but i guess its all right
candi3840
- Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 06:15:32 (PST)
Cool photo. Today I was at work, looking out the window
in the cold morning, and watching a big black crow do his
little thing on the edge of the roof. He was warmin up,
clucking, strutting... just like all the other 4000 creatures
on the planet not giving a freak about the bay bridge back up.
Coool. These creatures may know better than all
of us... but that's just a monkey's hunch... - Tim
Tim <tim@citybarsearch.com, er, i mean....>
- Friday, October 20, 2000 at 00:57:07 (PDT)
I went to the North West corner of the States.
Rudy
- Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 00:25:44 (PDT)
mmm you have no lifes!
Poo pants boy
- Tuesday, October 03, 2000 at 11:56:05 (PDT)
[Note: the above post was made from an IP which resolves to a e-business company in England. Talk about a loser!]
burning fart 2000
waahooo
- Wednesday, September 20, 2000 at 00:47:13 (GMT)
CRYING MAN 2000
TOXIC BEACH
SATURDAY, AUGUST19
Live Noise Starring:
Schematic w/Jet Black Hair People (one guy used to be in Negativland)
7-8pm, get there early, stay late. There will be bands all day and early evening, DJS, BYOB and BBQ. It gets windy out there so dress appropriately, punks!!!!!! That's right, I'm tellin ya to bring a sweater.
This might be the last outdoor show we play for awhile, so don't miss it!
Machine <machine@tankpolice.com>
- Friday, August 18, 2000 at 13:58:48 (PDT)
What the hell is going on around here? THose monkeys blink and talk!! I love the monkeyview.net photo server!
izbot <izzy@shrimpmeat.net>
- Monday, August 14, 2000 at 10:22:25 (PDT)
I just bought a Cisco Asscess Server with 48
digital (56K) modems in it! by September 1st,
Monkeybrains will (at last) have support for 56k lines.
PS, ordering 24 digital phone lines from the phone company is a drag... and, seemingly, there is no competition in SF.
Rudy
- Wednesday, August 02, 2000 at 18:36:13 (PDT)
nice asterisk, monkey man!
groover deluxe
- Wednesday, August 02, 2000 at 08:08:02 (PDT)
Actually, Harris, you are incorrect. Thousands of monkeys were put on earth a long time ago (actual date open to arguement). However, one monkey - namely Shakespeare - managed to crank out a 'Shakespeare' play in approximately 1587*.
So, sorry jackass, it took this monkey 413 years longer to produce this site while sitting in the same room called earth.
Rudy
- Friday, July 21, 2000 at 22:18:50 (PDT)
i've always wondered about that proposed monkey/shakespeare experiment. who is the smart monkey who cobbles together all the words INTO shakespeare's works? i mean, who cares if it's all spread out and mixed up and a word here and there? of what value is that? that ain't shakespeare.
gee
- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 at 08:17:54 (PDT)
Mmmmmmmm....... monkey brains. It has been said that if a thousand monkeys are put in a room with a thousand typewriters they will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare. If we accept the logic of this, and I think we must, we must also accept that, prior to completing the works of Shakespeare the monkeys will also have written the code for monkeybrains.net. The question is - how prior?
http://www.zvaios.com/Trio/Index.htm
NEW! TRIO of DEATH Homepage
Harris T. Vyper <trioofdeath2000@yahoo.com>
- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 at 07:59:15 (PDT)
Sorry about the late notice, but this was a last minute thing...
TONIGHT!
Tuesday, July 18, 2000
A NIGHT OF FILMS AND EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC
@ Thee Boomerang 1840 Haight St. (@ Stanyan), SF
an evening of short films and videos accompanied by the orthoscopically
induced sounds of SCHEMATIC, the darks noiscapes of LEFTHANDDECISION and
PETIT MAL, and a surprise grab bag from DEAD GIRL. Also screening will be
the hot-rockin', buzz-clip-worthy SCHEMATIC music video, "Syntax Error", as
well as the WORLD PREMIERE of their new ultra-spooooky slasher flick!
Films and music begin at 9:00.
thank you,
Suzie Suitcase <machine@tankpolice.com>
- Tuesday, July 18, 2000 at 16:25:20 (PDT)
I've been busting my ass on MonkeyBrains. I really know Flash now... it took me about a week to make the homepage movie.
The search engine thing was real easy to add (Try it!) Also, I added a little one to my home page.
I think I'll install 56k modems this week...
Rudy
- Tuesday, July 18, 2000 at 15:00:08 (PDT)
WOW!~ monkeybrains looks great! nice revamp. good flash to boot! you designa, you!
jorja
- Tuesday, July 18, 2000 at 10:25:07 (PDT)
What a beautiful flash-splash-o-rama on the monkey face! Neato brain gears. Very inspiring. You should do some kind of organ-grinder interface thing. What's this rumour about monkey hacking?
Bill Divot
- Tuesday, July 18, 2000 at 02:18:50 (PDT)
I'M WRITING HTML CODE!!
isabel <isabel@shrimpmeat.net>
- Sunday, July 16, 2000 at 00:00:21 (PDT)
Whaddya mean the monkeylist is defunct?
IS THAT A RUMOR OR IS IT TRUE?
Hi Mark in Portland, I watched MAYHEM breakout on the streets of SF, a FIREWORK MELEE!!!
I was biked through a corridor of fireworks. I was scared and excited. After the official city fireworks people took to the streets.
Why can't every day be fourth of July?
izzy <izzy@shrimpmeat.net>
- Saturday, July 15, 2000 at 23:54:38 (PDT)
Hey, we should make this an event list for cool stuff we're doing...whaddya say Monkey purveyors? Hey roo, would that be okay, since the monkeyslist is defunct.???
bananas
- Saturday, July 15, 2000 at 16:53:39 (PDT)
What we have here is a case of too much time on yer hands, mixed with a dangerous amount of monkey knowledge and a dash of debauchery for good measure. Prognosis, wall eye brought about by bad pinball game displays. proceed.
Rudy likes to take too many naps. Is this cause for concern?
Do you guys watch survivor? catsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
bananas <machine@tankpolice.com>
- Saturday, July 15, 2000 at 16:51:44 (PDT)
RUUUUDYYYYYYYYY!! It's Mark in Portland. Hi there. Hi Isabella (spelling?).
Hi Vawter. Did you blow stuff up over the weekend? We did. In fact, we
incinerated most of a sack of fireworks which was once allegedly owned by
the Rucker Family. Somebody one-upped us, though, by blowing up the bus
stop across the street from our house. How low down can you get? Of all the
worthwhile things sitting around *begging* to be blown up-- a bus stop!
Anyhow, things are freaky up here as usual. Drop us a line if you're in the
neighborhood.
Mark in Portland <mark@23.com>
- Thursday, July 06, 2000 at 14:06:45 (PDT)
Status=Louisville
Second year of drought. Trees dying in all city parks. Bardstown Rd. still rocks, Bobby J's was sold for 1 million to a local bizman, Cahoots is still the coldest vodka gimlet in town. Tech boom has prompted the moniker "Silicon Holler". Big players are still GE, Brown Foreman and that big tobacco fuck, whatsis. That's it, Brown and Williamson. Property values still climbing, Cherokee area hopping. Humana is still the devil. Music scene still sadly limited to a few cover bands and a starving squadron of originals. No drummers to be found.
Danimal <dand@stoneground.com>
- Tuesday, June 20, 2000 at 14:53:09 (PDT)
ich bin kein berliner. ich bin auslaenderin. but now the swiss german is gone and what's left is inglish. kinda sad.
nippp <nippp@monkeybrains.net>
- Tuesday, June 13, 2000 at 08:52:03 (PDT)
is very good ,nice for the site disctint
rogelio leall <rogelioleal@hotmail.com>
- Thursday, June 08, 2000 at 17:26:35 (PDT)
si! peru kicked arse. the moutains were so tall and craggy, kinda like chunks of chocolate, i don't know why. cuzco had a square with really smooth, slippery, squares of stone, about 12" by 12" each. we ate a lot at this one small vegetarian restaurant run by a woman and her lil daughter. i liked their food. not greasy! but there was a turd in the toilet one of the days we went there, and no sign of flushing. oh, the mellow third world.
lima was a crumbly, big city. with colonial type mansions next to high rise modern boxes. so many of the mansion type places were for VENTE and seemed abandoned. not enough hipsters to rent weird places? not enough money? we went to the artist area, barranco, but it wasn't all that arty on the surface we scraped. seemed more like cafes and bars. oh yeah, that'a art! it's hard to figure out where the cool stuff is, sometimes, in other countries. like, maybe it's right in front of you but you can't even recognize it. programmed as you may be by NYC and SF standards of COOL.
incan ruins are cool though. sit in some and feel the still air. look though the "picture window" of one on to mountains across a valley. wind your way through the halls, on the soft carpet/grass. see a rabbbit with a longass tail, like a squirrel. hear a hippy gringo playing flute. ha.
it was great. not hard to get to, either. go for it!
con respecto
- Wednesday, June 07, 2000 at 16:35:24 (PDT)
MY butt itches.
javed
- Friday, June 02, 2000 at 13:20:14 (PDT)
peruperuvperuviperuviaperuvianperu
Danimal <dand@stoneground.com>
- Wednesday, May 31, 2000 at 12:33:11 (PDT)
Today, there were demonstrations in Cusco, Peru. The locals are worked up about
the run-off election: Fujimori vs. Toledo. Tires were burned, people marched, signs read ´Fraud 2000´. About an hour ago, the town ´Principal´ (equivalent of the mayor I believe), posted a hand written sign in the center Plaza of Cusco announcing that the elections would be delayed until May 31, 2000. That ought to give me enough time to get out of the country before the shit hits the fan!
Yesterday, I awoke in Ollotaytambo, Peru in a large airy room. The somewhat hard but flat bed was greatly appretiated by my back: I had just finished a 42km hike on the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. The steepness of the Andes is not to be taken lightly! Back to the Ollotaytambo, the Inca ruins in this town have some unique features. The carvings in the face of the granite cliffs I have not seen elsewhere. Small steps lead up to a narrow platform which my sister and I sat on. Below, we watched a meadow get watered by a stream and eaten by a burro and a cow. All the cows (male and female) have horns in Peru. The locals restrain the cows by tieing a rope around the horns to a tree or fence post. Sometimes a second cow (not already tied to a tree via horns) will be tied via a 6 foot rope to a restrained cow. Cow-to-cow ropes are usually on the two cows front legs.
The previous day, I awoke to Quechwan mumblings of my group´s porters. Our final night on the trail we stayed in a somewhat crowded campground, so they sacked out behind our tents. Our group of 10 had 6 porters. Three of us opted to carry our own packs, the other 7 bags where hauled by the porters. These strong country Peruvians carried all their supplies (not much...) and the seven bags. The campground was empty when we awoke at 7am. All the other hikers left at 4am to see the sun rise over Machu Picchu´s temple of the sun. Like - whatever - I have a very active imagination. Our group walked through the Temple of the Sun around 9am; I easily moved the sun from about 2 feet above the horizen to a location directly over the Temple.
The day before was the day of unending downhill. The Andes range anywhere from 45 degrees to 90 degrees in steepness. Would a local Andean be freaked out in Kansas or some other flat local? Imagine never having seen flatness... a world of freakish topography. Well, I had never hiked, much less seen, such ragged terrain. The Inca´s did not make switchbacks in their trails. They believed in the shortest distance between two points is a straight line!
Rudy
- Thursday, May 25, 2000 at 17:16:45 (PDT)
¡I am in Peru! ¡Yeah haw!
Rudy
- Wednesday, May 17, 2000 at 18:58:49 (PDT)
~Connectin Established~ Prepare to be destroyed silly Earth beings!
~End Transmission~
J I'm a munkey with a pen! I like grapes! Pen! Grapes! CHRISTOPHER SMOOT LOVES NATALIE PORTMAN! I have my own munkey named Bubbles.
Lil Munkey with a pen <E-Mail:(Optional)>
- Thursday, May 11, 2000 at 15:01:16 (PDT)
shot time!
baked guinea pig
- Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 17:27:54 (PDT)
I'm working on a photo album website. You can create your own album and upload your files. Web pages will be automatically generate through ESP.
Soon, my friends, VIEW
Rudy <spam@monkeybrains.net>
- Friday, February 25, 2000 at 22:14:52 (PST)
AAAAARGH! COVAD, it appears, is down again, and I can't get all my exciting and up to date information about Windows 2000! Wahhh! Of course i could walk down to Moscone, but since I already walked four blocks out of the way to avoid the thronging hoardes bursting their bladders to see BG reiterate that M$ invented the GUI and the CLI I need my ArsTechnica!!! I think, Rudy, that you need to add more content to your website for times like this (which is not to say that I should get off my lazy tuckus and actually fill that vacant swatch of HD space I've been sitting on for almost a year now; as soon as I figure out how to get my Buz card to sinc audio with sound I'll start flooding it with movies). I suggest the claymation video, do a RealPlayer feed or something like that so I can watch it over and over and make my friends watch it when they come over...
Really, it has profound psychological and sociological implications.
Of course, I could simply put it up myself.
Sigh...
I guess I'm just stressed out because I can't get my alt.gothic.
That or the fact that I can't get my Matrox card working properly under BeOS.
That or the fact that I can't do ANYTHING but read the monkeybrains FAQ over and over again.
Not that it's not a good FAQ.
I'm sorry, is ranting allowed?
maggot <maggot@monkeybrains.net>
- Thursday, February 17, 2000 at 16:56:20 (PST)
Is it just me or has there been an increase in general monkey spam?
twentyfirstcenturyhemorrhoidman
- Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 15:29:12 (PST)
eat guinea pigs for health!
peruvian <eat@now.com>
- Monday, February 14, 2000 at 11:49:26 (PST)
Bist du eine Auslander, nippp? Meine erste Schule war auf Deutschland; alle Kiner hat sehr laut gesagt: Du bist ein Auslander!
Rudi
- Sunday, February 06, 2000 at 16:01:20 (PST)
Homer: Children, you all have tried and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
http://www.monkeybrains.net/~nippp
nippp <nippp@monkeybrains.net>
- Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 23:25:47 (PST)
Oooo Eeee Ahhhh Ahhhh. Oooo Eeee Ahhhh Ahhhh.
Saxman
- Saturday, January 22, 2000 at 16:35:21 (PST)
yo ho! monkeybrains kix!~
weezelwee <dawgpile.com>
- Wednesday, January 12, 2000 at 11:27:43 (PST)
I would like to say happy nuyeer to all my monkey buddies.
Let's have a nit pickin good time!
* <billy@monkeybrains.net>
- Monday, January 03, 2000 at 20:17:15 (PST)
yep I've got kentucky blood too with granny still living in lexington.
Diana <shortbus@monkeybrains.net>
- Tuesday, December 21, 1999 at 10:18:40 (PST)
I'm a student at a state college in the bay area. I use to work for JPS.Net a year ago for 6 months on technical support. I was wondering if any of you would know a ISP around the Vallejo / Fairfield area, or near Vallejo that would hire part-time. I prefer weekends. Cause thats all i have. lol thank you. Rissoman
Risso <Hudini_007@hotmail.com>
- Monday, December 20, 1999 at 22:07:24 (PST)
oops.. on 2u is on dare };/ heh }:D my bad
kayvey
- Thursday, December 16, 1999 at 13:50:51 (PST)
ru talkin' to ME?? }:D
oops.. nevermind i'm a paranoid schizophrenic &:P
hey that was an interesting hair day
q:what do u call it when it's smoggy?
a: a bad air day
}:D
kayvey
- Thursday, December 16, 1999 at 13:49:24 (PST)
Yeehaw must have something to do with the Kentucky Blood in us.
As for you, 'on to you', maybe it is time to trim the long scraggled mop on your head!
Rudy
- Wednesday, December 15, 1999 at 09:59:23 (PST)
hi everyone, I'm a proud new member of monkeybrains. I'm an upper haight resident with a kind of eclectic history. You can see my site at http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Hall/6958/index.html. Eventually I'll set up a site here.
Diana Senechal <shortbus@monkeybrains.net>
- Friday, December 03, 1999 at 14:15:57 (PST)
Just saw your picture on your website. Beauty. But what i can't figure out is: How is it that your family is so unusually intelligent,talented,technically savvy and erudite(not to mention strangely alluring)but with the decided air of cornfed,inbred,trailer-trained yeehaws? Oh,i see. You've done well but gone just a bit too far with this charade. Listen up "Rudy" or whatever your real name is- You all are NOT FOOLING ME! This planet is ours! The HUMAN RACE'S! Your kind may be making certain inroads here but we will never let you alien
poseurs take over. NEVER!
-on to you
- Tuesday, November 30, 1999 at 12:10:34 (PST)
Whatever.
Dude. My Guinea Pigs are getting Fat
Wag
- Monday, November 29, 1999 at 23:11:47 (PST)
Dear everybody,
I will be moving to SF within three weeks, and I have never been to the
states before. It'll be great for me to know which areas of SF are best
for living, and how's the typical appartment price range for a 1-2 bedroom
appartment. Any other comment is highly appreciated too.
Please email me at nasser@who.net. Thanks in advance.
--Nasser
Nasser K. Manesh <nasser@who.net>
- Friday, November 19, 1999 at 04:13:45 (PST)
http://sewfastseweasy.com/guestbook/guestbook.html
tell it like it is, western sewers!
jeego <herro@groombye.to>
- Monday, November 15, 1999 at 15:42:57 (PST)
rudy,
check out www.23.com/pix to see photos of the kids in portland (i.e. rocket adventures). hope all is well with you. i'm givin' grades to the kids.
cheers,
vawter
vawter
- Thursday, November 11, 1999 at 18:15:30 (PST)
HEY!!!! WHASSSUP??? NO NEW MESSAGES?????
}:(
kayvey <kayveydog@aol.com>
- Friday, November 05, 1999 at 11:00:50 (PST)
sorry.. i fergot to mention..
YES on SF PROP I... NO on SF PROP J
fone is 431-1624 in case ya fergot
kayvey <kayveydog@aol.com>
- Wednesday, October 20, 1999 at 16:49:33 (PDT)
last one.. i promise }:}
HEY RUDY!!! give me a call or email!!!
kayvey <kayveydog@aol.com>
- Wednesday, October 20, 1999 at 16:47:56 (PDT)
i gots a silly site at USC that they haven't kilt yet.. the main page is:
http://www-hsc.usc.edu/~riese
but be sure to scroll down and try out links cause there is usually more stuff below the plentiful 'poot'
i gots some fairly sexy veges myself.. umm.. heh }:} not quite as sexy as rudy's though.
YES on SF PROP I.... NO on SF PROP J!!!!!
kayvey <kayveydog@aol.com>
- Wednesday, October 20, 1999 at 16:46:52 (PDT)
NO on SF PROP J.. YES on SF PROP I..
everybody check out www.realcraps.com }:}
kayvey <kayveydog@aol.com>
- Wednesday, October 20, 1999 at 16:40:40 (PDT)
HEY RUDY!! RU STILL ON WEBSTER?? i gots ideas..
hey everybody YES ON SF PROP I.. NO on SF PROP J
kayvey <kayveydog@aol.com>
- Wednesday, October 20, 1999 at 16:34:31 (PDT)
I got a redundant internet connection!
Rudy
- Thursday, October 14, 1999 at 20:08:55 (PDT)
Monkey stew face no ya hoocoo, booboo, nohand face fail lip on a bagel with hot zebra spit. Thank You
coocoo
- Wednesday, October 06, 1999 at 11:37:06 (PDT)
hello!
henry bogsch <hb@mail.ipu.org>
- Monday, October 04, 1999 at 02:48:59 (PDT)
HAPPY B-DAY ISABEL AND ERIC!!! party down
pinkie
- Friday, September 17, 1999 at 11:59:13 (PDT)
http://wigout.net/horny.htm
anon
- Wednesday, September 15, 1999 at 00:54:31 (PDT)
Lorenze attractors are cool!
Chaotic fields surround us in our physical world.
Rudy
- Wednesday, August 11, 1999 at 19:25:25 (PDT)
Thanks! I hope all is fast-paced and a frenzy of fun in NYC!
Rudy
- Thursday, July 29, 1999 at 18:05:43 (PDT)
I'm in Ny at a cyber bar where the www is free. mexico looked great, so does your web sites. I like the roosters.
A Haro
- Sunday, July 25, 1999 at 19:28:23 (PDT)
Check out Robert Tatum's art site. He does
murals and cartoonie art. Tatum lives in San Antonio Texas.
Rudy
- Saturday, July 24, 1999 at 18:18:46 (PDT)
The best teletubbie website ever!!!
http://www.teletoby.co.kr/ and (if you can't figure out the links)
http://www.teletoby.co.kr/play/play.html
wag
- Monday, June 28, 1999 at 19:29:52 (PDT)
Turn you web experience into a bunch of poot-poot. Click the button.
Rudy
- Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 12:56:26 (PDT)
A friend sent this sexy vegetable site to me:
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/. Your fruit will look different to you next time you eat. Hey: is a bell pepper a fruit or vegetable???
wag
- Thursday, June 10, 1999 at 19:12:17 (PDT)
I created a new site: www.starwarskids.com. A multimedia, game, web informative site with a StarWars theme. Target age range is 8 - 18. I want to provide games, and information on how to make them. Kids learn easier than adults: they just need some good info shoved their way instead of garbage. If you want to contribute, email webmaster @ starwarskids.com.
Rudy
- Tuesday, June 08, 1999 at 22:48:28 (PDT)
http://www.iamlost.com/features/robotporn/ Great pictures of old robots!!!
Rudy
- Saturday, June 05, 1999 at 00:24:00 (PDT)
Wrecked motorcycles are on the http://www.citycyclesalvage.com site. Click the "bikes for sale" graphic. Some of the bikes look like people died on them.
wag
- Saturday, May 29, 1999 at 16:20:39 (PDT)
Check out this monkeybrain site I found.
wag
- Friday, May 28, 1999 at 15:06:50 (PDT)
Sure, I remember you John. You trained me in the Locksmith trade!
Rudy
- Tuesday, May 25, 1999 at 19:54:55 (PDT)
Hi Rudy! Don't know if you remember me, but here I am. Your site is like a time warp back to the 90's!
John Kawakami <johnk@cyberjava.com>
- Tuesday, May 25, 1999 at 04:30:59 (PDT)
Wednesday, May 26: Party at Annie's cocktail lounge between 6th and 7th and Bryant and Brannon (across the street from the Hall Of Justice).
Rudy
- Monday, May 24, 1999 at 17:47:29 (PDT)
new section of MonkeyBrains... what really is going on here: members only
Rudy
- Monday, May 24, 1999 at 17:46:21 (PDT)
CAVE DWELLERS AND ASSORTED RUCKERS!
I fell from the face of the earth only to resurface on the streets of Oakland.
If you have already forgotton my beautiful
face, look at yer own butt in the mirror.
spam who shall remain nameless <sabrinaeb@earthlink.net>
- Tuesday, May 18, 1999 at 22:17:47 (PDT)
The weather's nice and things are lookin good.
jezebel rocker
- Friday, May 14, 1999 at 11:13:17 (PDT)
Warfare. soft bomb soft bomb soft bomb soft bomb soft bomb.Soft bomb smart bomb.
MACHINE GENERATED PROPAGANDA <gloworm@subincision.com>
- Monday, May 10, 1999 at 17:31:16 (PDT)
Hey! MB got written up on citysearch:
www.citysearch7.com/E/F/SFOCA/0000/12/15/.
In other news: My family went to Santa Cruz and celebrated Mother's day at the beach by getting sun burns.
Rudy
- Monday, May 10, 1999 at 11:57:33 (PDT)
my computer is frying me to a crisp.
nyshitty <oy@kvetch.com>
- Sunday, May 09, 1999 at 21:43:45 (PDT)
NoFX might be playing under a pseudo name at CW Salon tonight.........................
Spam
- Thursday, May 06, 1999 at 13:37:16 (PDT)
Someone stole my motorcycle.
Today I saw it in town. For a few days, it had been in the same spot: the kickstand had made an indentation in the month old spot of repair crew asphalt it was parked on.
I tried to start it, but it was out of gas. I felt wierd tring to start - unsuccessfully - my own bike. Eyes were burning me up: I got off the bike looked around and saw someonw looking at me from their 'Live/Work' loft.
He was on a cell phone - 17th and DeHaro.
I hurried to a friend's warehouse: "Hey, will you help me steal my bike back?"
Baseball bats, jumper cables, and one of those cute red spare gas holders were loaded up in Kal's pickup.
My mind was at ease: going to get what was mine.
We got to 16th and DeHaro: "Go left here."
At the next corner, the bike was not there. But, but, but I just saw it here. We started around the block. Someone had hid it, moved it, driven it off (why counldn't I start it), or I'd imagined the whole thing. The dent was still in the pavement.
Round the block, I spotted my bike parked between two cars: "There it is!"
I got out with the baseball bat. Kal went to fill the cute little gas container with gasoline.
Across the street, there is an outdoor cafe. I went there, got a pink lemonade, felt awkard holding a bat while at the cash register, and went out and sat down. My eyes were on my motorcycle.
I waited.
My mind was not as ease. The thief was probably watching me.
A shifty man was at the corner. Two men were inside the cafe looking out the window at me and my bat. A man walked by and glanced at the bike: he didn't see me.
Within the past 15 minutes someone had pushed my bike one block - they, too, couldn't start it.
Kal arrived, parking his truck to block in the motorcycle. I walked over to him, and got the gas inside the bike.
The gas cap keyhole was marred. Someone had run out of gas and couldn't open the tank.
The ignition had been brutalized with a screwdriver: why hadn't they thought to do that to the gas tank? Unanswered questions filled my mind.
We were being watched. We got the jumper cables from the truck motor to the bike battery: red on positve, black on the cation terminal.
Kal and I flipped off everyone in sisht, reved the motorcyle engine, and got the hell out of there.
Rudy
- Thursday, April 29, 1999 at 18:59:51 (PDT)
I set up a new server for shell accounts and CGIs. Monkeys can run their own Perl programs now! PO
Rudy
- Tuesday, April 20, 1999 at 13:52:50 (PDT)
rudy,
i have an offer for you; something to do with bubbles and hops. respond pronto!
respectfully yours,
the girl patch girl
vawter <kvawter@habit.com>
- Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 12:39:39 (PST)
www.geekboy.com is now on Monkeybrains, yeah haw! I'm revamping my ~rudy site.
BAY SIDE NEWS: The bicycle rodeo was a blast! The Hell Billy's lead singer pulled out a fake penis and stabbed it: fake blood squirted everywhere: it was gnarly.
Rudy <www@monkeybrains.net>
- Monday, March 15, 1999 at 20:12:43 (PST)
"This is not good," states my co-worker [Amen] as we run the Perl tests. Uh-oh. The future is looking .
Rudy
- Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 16:07:37 (PST)
Yahooo!!!! happy New Year! I just did some Y2K testing for Macromedia and watched the clock roll over. Apache works fine in the new Millenium.
Anyhow, I experienced an aura of excitement as a entered the Millenium for the first time. Will this cheapen the real thing for me? I've now seen the future.
Rudy
- Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 16:02:00 (PST)
well, are you not the hot shit, ummm, you are going to get "it" if ya know what i mean, i have something for you ru ru, something ho shall we say, something warm, something moist?
ishmael <kal@seemen.org>
- Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 10:26:48 (PST)
trying to steal this code!
testing
- Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 19:38:00 (PST)
Modification of ciliary beating in sea urchin larvae induced by neurotransmitters: beat-plane rotation and control of frequency fluctuation.
Given the induced infrasound structure inside a pelican's pupil, please note the unnecessarily large involuntary muscle spasms. As simulcasts simulate previously live events, note the undertaker's cilia synchronicity similar to the circling railroad wheels in which large cargo and drunken lichen travel above some 42 inches above steel parallel lines never to converge unlike your susceptible spine.
Machine Generated Propaganda <disaster recovery supplies.com>
- Friday, February 19, 1999 at 19:44:49 (PST)
I need furbies.
furby
- Sunday, February 14, 1999 at 19:02:40 (PST)
really cool rudy. i was BORED, but now I'm not!
isabel
- Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 15:18:02 (PST)
Bored?
Rudy
- Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 13:44:55 (PST)
Moto-
The red square has changed my life, but I'm not sure if that's good... now that I think about it the red square is everywhere
Bob Sax
- Tuesday, February 09, 1999 at 09:19:49 (PST)
Damn, this RealPlayer stuff is fun:
F A N T A S Y
More RealPlayer to check out.
Rudy
- Monday, February 08, 1999 at 13:54:50 (PST)
Gweeds is a fReaK. any how, check out a punk site: Subinciscion.
Rudy
- Monday, February 08, 1999 at 12:24:17 (PST)
Why thank you, Isabel. I'm glad that you enjoy the red square. I just follow God's Will.
Motor
- Sunday, February 07, 1999 at 13:58:01 (PST)
hi. just got homw from a really weird temp job. anybody wanna hire me for art or computer related stuff? temping sucks.
iiiiiii <isabel@monkeybrains.net>
- Thursday, February 04, 1999 at 20:19:27 (PST)
is THIS your card?
guten porngen <http://www.cultdeadcow.com/~gweeds/gee.avi>
- Wednesday, February 03, 1999 at 18:12:05 (PST)
caught in the act! sari! just tryin to post some inflammatory flamin
dawg <uhoh@doh.org>
- Wednesday, February 03, 1999 at 08:41:10 (PST)
I like that .ram, Mr Jam! Nice and loud!
The ISP man <support@monkeybrains.net>
- Tuesday, February 02, 1999 at 09:05:01 (PST)
Keep Satan Evil.
jam <http://wigout.net/zzib.ram>
- Monday, February 01, 1999 at 01:30:15 (PST)
Motor, i like your webpage, www.monkeybrains.net/~motor
fancy, that fancy software that you use at your fancy work?
I to the S to the A to the B to the E to the L
- Saturday, January 30, 1999 at 20:08:51 (PST)
Hmmmm... who could dawg@buttcheek be???
Well, when he or SHE poster her message, she had the following IP
TC1-dial-18-142.oldslip.inch.com
Let's see.... inch.com is in NYC and, my sister (whose email is @inch.com)happens to live in NYC. Now, NYC is a big city, but their ain't that many dawg-butt-sniffer's there!
Rudy
- Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 22:59:02 (PST)
snort?! PASV
dawg <dawg@dawg.butt>
- Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 12:31:57 (PST)
Jody: Set your FTP client to use PASV (passive mode) This protects your machine (a little bit) from the web.
Rudy
- Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 11:05:06 (PST)
snort? snort! seeking truffles. whar are they ruday?
funnee dawg <snortdawgiedawg@buttcreek.ass>
- Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 10:36:48 (PST)
Um, I'm having problems connecting via FTP to any server other than monkeybrains. The FTP log says Connecting to .... and it never makes a connection. It doesn't hang, it just tries to connect infinitely. I have this problem with 2 different FTP utilites and it happens with 2 different servers (the only 2 I've tried). Any ideas? Isabel, Rudy, are you out there? I need some support, I might cry if I can't get my creation onto the world wide web soon. Have you checked out my home page? ~motor
JOdy <motor@monkeybrains.net>
- Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 23:13:12 (PST)
Viva the rain: it seems to have warmed up the air. I like real damp environments. I WANT SOME PUNK! how come the stereo is off???
Rudy <rudy@monkeybrains.net>
- Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 18:12:08 (PST)
la la la tee da
listening to a punk rock song, they're singing, "I'm on the outside looking in, I'm on the outside, on the outside, looking in..." aww punk rock, always reliable.
Me on the other hand am on the inside looking out since it is raining and cold.
eeeeesabel <snoopdoggydog@rapmaster.com>
- Monday, January 18, 1999 at 16:51:18 (PST)
i'm finally here for a visit....rudy, hope you enjoy your libros de electricity. i'm in the south...reflecting upon the days of bus boycotts and "special" drinking fountains. away i go.
the girl patch girl.
the girl patch girl <kvawter@habit.com>
- Monday, January 18, 1999 at 12:09:30 (PST)
YEEEEEEEK! EEEEK! EEEEEEK! OOP OOP. WIG is back in town! Wig out baby.
Bonk <beky@monkeybrains.net>
- Monday, January 18, 1999 at 12:02:27 (PST)
I thought I told you to get your stinkin paws off me you damn dirty ape. Rude-y boyeeee you rocked my 'puter. You may proceed to ice cream and cake.
BONK <beky@monkeybrains.net>
- Monday, January 18, 1999 at 12:01:16 (PST)
Hail Me, Mother Mary!
I predict that the world is going to end when i come back and damn you all to ____ at the end of 1999.
Mother Mary <mary@god.com>
- Monday, January 18, 1999 at 11:58:44 (PST)
Hi Everybuddies! Let's be frens!
Palzy Walzy <billy@wigout.net>
- Sunday, January 17, 1999 at 23:11:57 (PST)
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Why, yes, they do, at least, the dreaming anroids in my dreams.
Rudy
- Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 12:38:03 (PST)
ooohhhh toooooeee-luuu!
furby
- Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 18:24:46 (PST)
Roar! Winter break goes well... work for me. More monkeybrainers have signed up! This makes me happy. Soon, this ISP business will break even. The Tule fog is crazy; yesterday, there was fog on the bay, but not on the land.
Monkey update: half the phone lines were down. Pac Bell fixed it. The circuit breaker box was sparking: Kal replaced the circuit breaker question; I had to power down monkeybrains for 5 minutes on 12/29.
Rudy <rudy@monkeybrains.net>
- Tuesday, December 29, 1998 at 14:20:45 (PST)
So when I was raking the bank behind our house last month I stepped on an underground hornets nest and they stung me four times. By now they'd probably forgotten about it, but I hadn't. All week I've been working on them, now that it's so cold that they're sluggish. Every day I got up about 7 before their wings warmed up. One day I raked all the junk from around the hole in the ground that led to their nest, but then they started coming out after me and I had to stop. The next day I poured a quart of paraffin (lamp oil) into that hole and tried to light it but it wouldn't light and they started coming out and I left. The next day I scraped away some dirt and they weren't coming out. Poisoned by the hydrocarbons? Kind of a sad thing, in a way, I felt a little mean. While scraping around, I glipsed some acreage of small hexagons. The Nest! I poured in some fondue-lamp-fuel methyl alcohol in the hole along with another quart of paraffin and lit it and it burned really well, a Hell flame guttering up out of the ground. I was scared to leave it burning, so after a few minutes backfilled some dirt over it, and a lot of smoke filled the cave. The next day I looked and nothing was going on, I was on my way to SF to shop and see Rudy and Izzy, so left it alone. The next day (today) I got a shovel and dug out to see what was there, about five small-pizza-sized layers of inch-thick disks of hexagons. Like honeycombs. Most were empty, but some had dead grubs. There were only a dozen or so corpses of wasps. Sometimes when I focus on something I shrink to its size (mentally), so digging out those hexagons, I felt almost like I was inside the cavern. Exploring a Bosch/Brueghel Underworld. A sci-fi feeling of entering the Alien Nest, like a 50s SciFi Horror film guy in a floppy diving-suit/space-suit walkign into the echoing cavern with the great Nest, a twittering from Them. (THE classic giant Ant movie is called "Them", it's where they go down in the nest of the giant Ants.) But where did They all go, why aren't there more bodies? Maybe they all took off after one of my earlier attacks, or maybe there already weren't many left because it's winter and perhspas I've been in effect bombing empty ruins. Maybe they go down to a skeleton crew in the winter, maybe the layer after layer of honeycombs were nests of earlier years. In that case, this was worth doing for sure, if there was a Queen and an elite Court of her Attendants, maybe they won't start up again in the Spring. Aw, sure they will, the race of Hornet is as the Sea against human depredations. I do have a feeling of unease, though, at having prevailed, at having killed off my "sparring partners". Kind of looking forward to next Spring, to the next round in this Donald Duck hullabaloo.
Old Rudy <pig@nonesuch.org>
- Thursday, December 17, 1998 at 17:19:54 (PST)
Actually, it's the Furbies- under the influence of nicoderm patches- have a wayward passion for artificial sheep husbandry and assiduous bovine control tendencies. Like hopped-up cow supply faucets. They also have secret mind-control uplink to local "latest postmodern noise" bands. Rudy, your friend is just a Ferbie pawn, duped into thinking he was making a killing on the "black market" when he is just the unwitting middleman (ie 'dupe', stooge, mark, wally, ie 'sucker') in a market controlled by the Furbies, for the Furbies, of the Furbies, who collect finders fees, stipends, off-the-top margins, and commissions with every sale. They invented and publicized the entire Y2K phenomenon as a marketing angle, to create new needs, all this to fund their Furbie genetic manipulation and home shopping experiments. At least they exterminated the last of the Tomaguchi genes in their maniacal efforts.
Keep watching the pastures...and the "Weekend/Arts and Leisure" section of any major metropolitan newspaper.
There, how's that for a "discussion buster"...this Monkeybrains(tm) DIY thing was pretty cool while it lasted, before the Freaks logged on.
Sarandippity & Inspecter Fuzztenberg <pistil@monkeybrains.net>
- Thursday, December 17, 1998 at 00:25:08 (PST)
The latest postmodern noise band is playing at Cafe International on Friday at 9post meridiem. A Hazmat team will be on site, should any problems occur during Schematic's static frequency investigation. end of transmission.
Schematic <gloworm@hotbot.com>
- Tuesday, December 15, 1998 at 18:51:41 (PST)
wanting to write is a fundamental sign of disease and discomfort.
shmoo!
- Tuesday, December 15, 1998 at 18:49:20 (PST)
um, how do i view a web page? just kidding...
I heard there is going to be an outbreak of sheep and cow clones come the year 2000 because the computers that tell the scientists how many to make (you know, there are strict guidelines according to legs of lamb and hamburgers sold). Anyhoo, the computers are going to get overloaded therefore telling the scientists at the clone factory to make herds and herds of sheep and cows. What can you, an innocent bystander, do? Eat more meat in the year 2000 so that it doesn't all go to waste.
Just thought you all should know.
isabel
- Tuesday, December 15, 1998 at 13:35:41 (PST)
Well I'll be! A friend of mine, mario, got caught selling furbies on the "black market". He put up a highest-bidder-get's-the-furbie flyer at work: he got in trouble; let this be a lesson.
Rudy Rucker
- Tuesday, December 15, 1998 at 10:33:36 (PST)
[Y2K] You see, all these patches are out there to make things "fixed" when the Millenium changes. All these patches are gonna kick in, computers will slow down from the extra computations, and CRASH! Now, the "fixes" are not hard to program, it's just that a lot of spagetti-web-looped programing is going on to try to make things work in 13 months.
Rudy <rudy@monkeybrains.net>
- Wednesday, December 09, 1998 at 10:10:07 (PST)
i have committed an unknown error
wig
- Tuesday, December 08, 1998 at 14:26:35 (PST)
Billy, I like all the fun sounds on yor wigged out wigout site! bye
Dolph
- Monday, December 07, 1998 at 15:45:39 (PST)